Those rp partners who can take a rp from this:


to this in less than a hundred notes:


When you’re that rp partner:


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My character just got locked outside in nothing but their bathrobe. Your character happens by as a light rain starts. What does your character do?


reverse option here.











What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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Okay so I’m trying to install a new dashboard theme but the blue still stays around the posts and everything, anyone know how to fix that?

#and again!


I feel like I should do something special


[First DLC blog what what]


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Send me “Costume Box” and I’ll randomly generator a number to see what my character chooses to :


Dress up as/ wear for yours:
  1. Nurse
  2. Maid
  3. Fairy
  4. School uniform
  5. Nothing but undergarments
  6. Nothing but a collar
  7. Wedding dress
  8. A mermaid
  9. Cosplay (any character of your choice)
  10. A frog
  11. Pyjamas
  12. Your muse’s clothes
  13. Full body armor

& Why:

  1. A birthday treat
  2. As a dare
  3. A costume party
  4. A ceremony
  5. A picnic
  6. For a date
  7. To go swimming
  8. To do the laundry
  9. To make your muse jealous
  10. To impress your muse’s family
  11. To seduce your muse
  12. To sleep over
  13. To build a fort


Dragons because dragons are fucking awesome.




I have an idea for a social experiment.

I started using OKcupid a month or so back, and in order to see what other guys were doing, to see what I was “Up against”, I asked a female friend of mine to join up as well, and send me the sort of messages she received. Unsurprisingly, things got pretty creepy pretty quickly, and I felt bad for having convinced her to do it. So i gave her a picture of my face doing something odd, and told her she could send it to anyone who was particularly creepy.

It started out as a joke, but then she told me that she had sent it to at least 20 guys, and they had fucked right off immediately, either thinking she was a man, that she was “Spoken for”, or just because they didn’t expect it. It was both highly amusing and depressing that my face had become a sort of symbol of her ability to say “NO” and be listened to, but it gave me an idea.

I’m interested to see if other women who are also having these troubles on the internet, and are tired of dealing with them rationally and instead just want to fuck around, would be game to also send that pic of my face to unwanted admirers. My last name is Middleditch, so perhaps we can call it “Getting Ditched” (Or MiddleDitched, I’m not that fussed).

Anyway, here is the picture, I hope you consider this worthy of your time. And perhaps, if this somehow takes off, I’ll get to see more responses from unsuspecting Fellows.

All the best

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. YES. You are an excellent human being for thinking of this and being cool with your photo getting sent out to creeps and douchenozzles. 

READERS! Consider sending the above photo the next time you get an awful OKC message, and pretty please tell me how it goes. 

I love this, thank you for sharing!

Ahahahaha yes!



an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.


a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

Was it fun?
{So much fun I forgot to take a lot of pictures, too busy enjoying myself :L Though one kid did want a picture with me so that put a smile on my face :D}



i think ppl should draw smooches more because basically if you can draw a heart you can draw a KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i mean these are simple smooch poses but… they are so fun 2 do *_*



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{Alright, I have finally gotten back from my high seas adventure at the Renaissance festival, pun not intended until it was typed out. I’ll first be taking a shower though and then from there kicking my brother off the xbox so I could play some dark souls ii for a while. Should anything be needed or if you wish to speak about something just send a message or leave a comment. Okey dokey?}